Why is the comebacks unrated

Throwing one sex joke after another does not a funny movie make. Just look at "The Comebacks," which is supposed to be a spoof of inspirational sports movies but instead is a parade of mostly lame sexual humor. The fact that The Comebacks makes fun of another sports parody, Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story, doesn't make it a good movie, but it does say something about the pilfering, postmodern, post-ironic age of cinema we live in.

My Movies. The Comebacks Uncut. Confirm current pricing with applicable retailer. All transactions subject to applicable license terms and conditions. Screen Pass. The Comebacks tells the story of an out-of-luck coach, Lambeau Fields Koechner , who takes a rag-tag bunch of college misfits and drives them towards the football championships. Thank you for signing up to CinemaBlend. You will receive a verification email shortly.

There was a problem. Please refresh the page and try again. Unrated is 12,7 sec longer Alternate material After "They're rock-Hard on offense! Fields says something else, something more juicy. The theatrical version cuts to Buddy and Jasminder and then continues with a later sentence from that shot. The words "They've got a stiff defense!

They'll exploit any opening they see. Fields makes a fitting gesture with his fist. You can't lay down or they are really gonna pound us. In exchange the next shot starts a little earlier Unrated is 0,4 sec longer PG Unrated Alternate material Same here.

In the unrated version the opponent player jumps into frame in the first shot. In exchange the following shot starts later. Theatrical version is 0,4 sec longer PG Unrated Another opponent player jumps into the scene. Then after a shot of Jasminder we see a lot of ruckus on the field. The Comebacks are being attacked from everywhere. The rival players already formed a line to jump on them.

In the unrated cut they do it in the same shot as before. It also takes longer. Unrated is 1,2 sec longer PG Unrated Recut A few scenes from the cut at have been reintegrated: from the lost ball of Lance to the jumping in line. The guys on the bench applaud and yell: "Here comes Trotter! Fields beefs: "You missed the whole first quarter.

Where have you been? I was doing a thing. And remember, Dad, he's black. Black as a Mississippi August night. You're on the bench for the rest of the game. If you're ever late again, you're off my squad. I'm all you got and you know it. The future of this team. And his name is ACL Tear. PG He says "This conversation is over! He then turns around saying "Come on, loser! You can kiss my ass! She then talks more in the unrated version which leads to coach Fields extending his answer in the beginning.

PG "You have sat in here night after night, forgetting about me and everything that's important to you. Ignoring us is-Is something that you've never been able to resist, like a make-Your-Own-Taco bar or midget wrestling. His wife questions his methods differently.

PG "I just don't see how watching girls in their panties play football makes you a better coach. PG She just turns around and leaves. Unrated Shot from more distance as she says in a high-pitched, sniveling voice: "Why does it have to be so hard core?

PG The shots ends exactly after the phrase "I'm supposed to give you these" and we cut to the football with the tapes in the foreground. Michelle asks him instantly. The following shot of Lance pulling the ball up to his head starts a little earlier compared to the unrated version.

Unrated The shot continues and both of them look at the covers of the tapes. Lance reads: "The Gridiron Gangbang. The Bad News Bare Asses. The Longest Nards. Then both say synchronized "His method. In this shot Lance starts to lift the ball up. In the theatrical cut we cut to the dance as soon as little Lance left the frame. The shot continues and we see his father saying "Hey, look out for the tr-".

We hear the impact off screen. Then his father says: "Ahh, Don't worry about it. They're baby teeth. You'll grow new ones. His father opens one of the giant cans on the table and says: "Happy 12th birthday, Lance. There you go. Drink up. Let's go to a bar or something. I got a great arm, but I keep dropping the ball. I always have. I mean, I don't know how to fix it.

She sighs before she says "Oh, you think so? Coach Fields holds her as a baby. She's wearing a football suit. He says "Mom, go long. Go long! The following scene starts a little earlier. The next shot in the car starts insignificantly earlier after the transistion. Coach Fields says: "Game over!

The unrated version includes a scene from the sportscaster box. Someone puts in a tape and the sound starts to roll. We then cut back to Jorge but it's an alternate shot. He's looking down to the ground at the end of the shot.

Unrated is 2,8 sec longer PG Unrated Alternate material In the theatrical cut IPod dances around longer before the next frame enters from above. The unrated version shows two players in women's clothes. The next frame appears after a clever transition in the mid-section of the screen. After that the screen center shows different material. The center is identical to the theatrical cut.

After that the unrated version shows a lot more of several shots whereas IPod appears instantly on the entire screen and the music stops in the theatrical cut. The unrated version ends with IPod as well but it's a slightly different shot. Furthermore only in the unrated cut Coach Fields appears after that in the sportscaster box, saying: "And the booster club laughed at me when I demanded a smoke machine and laser lights for the locker room. One of them steps on the camera. Then Fields waves at the crowd and we see the reactions of people who threatened him before in case of defeat.

Everyone of them looks at him, gesturing madly and Fields gets it: "Yeah, I get it. You're gonna kill me. The speech in the locker room and the conversation with Randy are missing. Jasminder hits one of the guys with a towel, saying "Whoo, you like that, you big baby, don't you?

Coach Fields enters applauding and says: "Heck of a job out there today! You had no part in the victory. You added nothing. I'll toss your salad. I really meant I was gonna pack your fudge and toss your salad. I want you all to go out and celebrate. Tear it up.

Explore your bodies. Lather up your nethers, get 'em wet, sticky. Shave it. Go out and get yourself a venereal disease, whatever it is you kids are into these days. Fields: "All right, get in here. One, two, three. The Comebacks Unrated. Movies Anywhere. Watch your purchase on Movies Anywhere supported devices. Can't play on this device. Check system requirements. Available on HoloLens.

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